Yay, it's another hartal! We don't celebrate Christmas only in December!

Dear Mallus and Bengalis across the globe,

I too am a Mallu. So I hope you don't mind me calling you the same. As you all might know, it's yet another hartal here in India. In this context, India refers to Kerala and West Bengal only. The Left parties have been so kind, as always, that they decided to give us yet another surprise holiday. Yes, my dear friends. Christmas came early!

I don't know what Bongs do on a hartal. Probably you'll buy plenty of fish, have a small family get-together, and eat all that fish. But, here's what we do. We drench ourselves in IMFL, and stay drenched throughout the day. IMFL - that's Indian Made Foreign Liquor, in case you are one of those ignoramuses. Mallus, you may ignore the last sentence. Don't bother yourselves with definitions. It doesn't make a tiny bit of difference to you anyway. Just know that that's what we drink.

Sorry, I'm digressing. Let's get back to the point.

We've been hearing a lot of dissenting voices lately. Some people want a complete ban on hartals. Here's what Shashi Tharoor tweeted today - "Hartals & bandhs cost India great economic losses. Must refuse to abide by them. Don't be intimidated. Say NO to hartals by going to work!"

Come on, what madness is this? It's a tradition, man. What do they think we are - The Japanese? Do they think we are going to work 22 hours a day and build another Toyota? Not in a million years! That's what the Japanese are for!

Don't let any of this bother you, fellas. Take another swig from that IMFL bottle, or eat some of that fresh water fish that you love so much, because hartals are here to stay.

As Epicurus said, "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die."

Wishing you and your family a happy hartal.

Love and Regards,

N.

(Wrote this on 27/04/2010 for my earlier blog: naveensays.vox.com. I don't post there anymore.)